Your not Irish if your not having the craic

A Tablighi, a HT, a Sufi and a Salafi are chilling out enjoying a pizza together..

Suddenly the light bulb goes out and in the pitch black silence, someone says, ''OK guys, who's going to change the light bulb?''

The Tablighi speaks up first; 'Wait! My brothers, I think we should first elect an Amir and make mushwara!'

The HT says, 'No! Theres no light. We must first establish a khalifa state and the Caliph will decide how to rectify the situation.

'No, no. Your both wrong' interrupts the Sufi. 'The 4 of us can hold a dhikr gathering and the noor from the dhikr will light up the room!'

The 3 of them then turn towards the Salafi...'Akhis!', replies the salafi, 'Where's your evidence that we need to change the light bulb?'